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There’s something  jokingly called “Indian Standard Time”, coz actually nobody knows what time is that. Sometimes you get the impression that nobody cares to be on time and for people like me, waiting for someone who is late can be really irritating.

But on the other hand, when it comes to making a queue, nobody can simply wait their turn no matter what the queue is for. If you have traveled to India from abroad you know what I’m talking about. You are peacefully waiting to board the plane and when they make the call everybody stands up and try to be the first one. They push each other and they behave like if you are not there first, then someone is gonna take your plane seat. Read More…

The lizard hunter starts her job at night… she checks the ceilings just to be sure that there’s no lizard at sight… if any, she raises her weapon and shoos her out… then the calm reigns in her small sweet home.

The problem is that they don’t seem to get the message of “don’t come here again” and the lizard hunter starts to feel a bit tired of chasing them every single day. So she decides to find a better solution. She goes to a local shop and suddenly she finds a possible solution, a Lizard Repellent that promises her to make the chipkalis go away by just pasting small white chunks of repellent on the walls. Read More…

Buy a bottle of Bisleri sparkling water (commonly known as “Soda” in India) for Rs. 15 to cool off yourself from the scorching heat. Open the cap, drink a little while and then you will find three sexy girls waiting for you… can’t believe it. This is what happened…

Nowadays it’s terribly hot in India, so I drink at least 3 to 4 liters of water in order to keep myself hydrated. Most of the time, when I am out I often buy water if I feel too thirsty. This time I wanted to drink some sparkling water and I got it from the local shop. I was so thirsty and just enjoying the cold drink. Suddenly, when I was about to finish I noticed that there were some images at the back of the label so I went to my window and look at them again, something was there but it was not possible to see exactly what because the water bottle was kind of blue color.

Bisleri Label on Soda Bottle... Hiding 3 Girls

So I just removed the label and when I turned it around I saw the images of 3 white girls there in some sexy positions. Wow I was so surprised of my discovery. I never really saw pictures of girls at the back of the cold drinks. Read More…

Well today is the Valentine’s day and I thought what we can what we can’t do while living in India..

The Things I Can do in India.

I can stand at the road side and eat very comfortable the Indian Fast food Like Chaat.

I can’t eat the Good sea food In North India. May be down there in Goa and South India you can find that but where I live… I guess at most of the places you can’t find the Good food.

Movies… I can’t find the good Movies with the English subtitles. So even if I like the famous SRK movies I have to download the subtitles from the internet and the movies go fast and the subtitles come later so I read some thing and the movies runs on a different scene. Sometimes the action is already gone but I read the dialogues later. so funny…

But I can find any movie for 10 Rupees.. Ha ha ha…

Wherever I go people just stare you like anything… they just keep staring at you and you really feel uncomfortable.

You can always find people taking about the weather, politics and cricket… Like they are the experts on that…

You have hell lot of crowd in the trains, buses and roads… so you don’t feel alone.

You always get the crying soap operas in the Hindi TV Channels and where the main person is the camera man who pauses the CAMERA FROM DIFFERENT POSITIONS to make the scene more dramatic. Read More…